Crushing cans for a living must be soda pressing

1. text post Sun, Aug. 06, 2023

   malscare:

   so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

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2. text post Sun, Aug. 06, 2023

   funnytwittertweets:

   

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3. text post Sun, Aug. 06, 2023

   imgayforfanart asked:

   Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

   apas-95:

   jonnywaistcoat:

   Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.

   

4. video post Sat, Aug. 05, 2023

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5. text post Sat, Aug. 05, 2023

   slopmaster9000:

   cats r so great they are in your house and say “wraow” whenever they feel like it

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6. photo post Fri, Aug. 04, 2023
   

   aworldofantasy:

   La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Marc Fishman

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7. text post Fri, Aug. 04, 2023

   Anonymous asked:

   what do you do for a living?

   delirious--mistakes:

   try my best

8. text post Thu, Aug. 03, 2023

   automatic-external-defibrillator:

   deersatan:

   tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

   its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

   8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

   what??????????????????????????????………………………..

   

   happy one decade to this

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9. text post Thu, Aug. 03, 2023

   yesireadbooks:

   anonymousfoz:

   What is your favorite season?

   Just putting it to a vote, please reblog for sample size and tell me which and why in reblogs.

   Favorite Season?

   Winter

   Spring

   Summer

   Fall / Autumn

   It’s for science!

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10. text post Thu, Aug. 03, 2023

    ashstfu:

    women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

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Mid 20s cat mom